Straight from the chronicles of the motherless, I am going to share with you all the things I've learned since living on my own. The dirty little secrets of life as an adult. All of the things you never thought you'd need to know.
Laundry does not do itself. It isn't good for anything. It sits around all day multiplying and eventually takes over your floor space.
Cooking is only fun when you want to do it. Not when you are forced to in order to sustain yourself.
Bills are evil.
Spatulas are way overrated. Pancakes are much better when made using primitive tools.
Paper plates may be blue collar, but they beat a sink full of dishes any day.
Couch slipcovers are tools of the devil to steal time from our day.
Febreeze also acts as a bug spray.
Mopping works out muscles you never knew you had or needed.
After this post, I'm sure my mother is turning all shades of red, including magenta.
I miss my moma.
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